A Joke That I Have To Share
I obviously can’t take credit for this joke. I have seen it floating around in a couple places on the internet, and I thought it was funny enough to share.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my Car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
Floating Dog
Behold - the miracle of the floating dog. I don’t even think the dog knew what happened.
Krikkit will change the way you look at blogs!
Watching TV last night I was particularly captivated by an ad for Lipton. It seems that they have invented a new tea bag shaped like a pyramid. The big announcement of the ad was that they were going to change the way I looked at tea bags. For some reason this got me thinking, “Now that the way I look at tea bags has been changed due to the interference of this Lipton ad, how did I look at tea bags before?”.
So, my question to you is, once the way that you look at something has been changed, how do you quantify that change?
Now that I think about it, I believe that the way that I look at denture adhesive has been changed as well. In your comments, be sure to mention what it was that you look at that changed, and how you discovered how you used to look at it.
Here are some things that I believe the way I look at them has been altered:
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Tea
Denture Adhesive
Long Distance Bills
Frozen Foods
Essay
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements:
- religion
- royalty
- sex
- mystery
The prize-winning essay read:
“My God,” said the Queen. “I’m pregnant. I wonder who did it?”