F.A.Q.
Frequently Asked Questions
This is not your typical FAQ. You probably won’t find the answer to the burning question that is on your mind. The scope of this FAQ is whatever I feel like.
Q: Would you like fries with that?
A: Of course!
Q: What is six times nine?
A: The ultimate question.
Q: Would you like another drink?
A: Is it happy hour?
Q: Can I get you a refill?
A: Of what?
Q: What ‘cha doin’, washing your car?
A: Nope.
Q: What do you crave today?
A: The usual.
Q: Would you like to hear about how I can save you hundreds on your home mortgage?
A: No, stop calling me.
Q: Why not, aren’t you interested in saving money?
A: No, I usually overpay be at least 10%.
Q: So you’re not?
A: No.
Q: Really?
A: Yes really, don’t call here ever again.
Q: What if… -click-
