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Six Great Beer Sites
I like beer. Here are some sites for you to read about beer.
1. Why light beer, no matter if you spell it “light” or “lite”, is nasty. - Beer Advocate
“People who drink light ‘beer’ don’t like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.” -Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
2. Some truly awesome beer. - Surly Brewing Company
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” -Benjamin Franklin
3. How Beer Works at How Stuff Works
“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” - Dave Barry
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?” -Stephen Wright
5. What part of beer don’t you understand?
“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.” -Frank Zappa
“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’” - Deep Thought, Jack Handy
