Global Warming “very likely” caused by man
According to the story that I read on Fox News, global warming is real, and was caused by a man.
Now I’m not a fancy weather scientist or anything, but could one man really cause the global temperature to rise? I remember a while back reading about the blame for global warming, and this article put it solely on cows. Seems that cows produce quite allot of gas from the grain they eat, and this was enough to cause local temperature increases over time.
I don’t know what this man is doing, but it must be more than farting. I have seen styrofoam burn, and it does not like it’s the cleanest stuff judging from the smoke and unburnt debris that you can see rising into the sky. So maybe that is what he is doing.
It seems to me that now that they have the scientific proof that this man is causing the problem, why don’t they go ask him to stop doing whatever it is that is causing the temperature to go up. Maybe the man needs new windows on his house. I remember when I was young that my Dad used to yell at me when I left the door open too long in the winter that he didn’t want to pay to heat the whole neighborhood, and in the summer he didn’t want to pay to cool the whole neighborhood. Maybe they should just get this guy to do the opposite of whatever he is doing and cool things down a bit. Maybe if we all left our doors open in the summer for a few minutes every day in the summer it would cool things off.
I also read in a related article that some of the top scientists were working on ideas on how to minimize or even adapt to the coming climate changes. One of the suggestions was to invent something that would divert some of the heat from the sun away from earth. Yeah sure, I saw that one before, in the movie Highlander 2, and also on the Simpsons. Whatever.
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