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Woman falls off roller coaster and dies because she stood up in the middle of the ride

I don’t know why this is news. Maybe some people out there aren’t aware that “getting up and falling to your death” isn’t exactly the best thing to do during a roller coaster ride. If you’re one of these people, consider yourself informed. Tamar Fellner, a person who had previously lived 32 years of her life without killing herself in a ridiculously stupid way, died after falling out of the “The Raven” roller coaster ride at the Holiday World theme park. Her family members declined to comment, although many industry experts assume this was a pretty bad holiday for them. A lawsuit is being proposed to make sure that all roller coasters will either be banned or have a track length of less than three feet by the year 2005.