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Monthly Archives: March 2003

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28-Mar-03

Further evidence that people should not be able to buy handguns to defend themselves. The crime rate would drop to almost non-existant, and the police would be out of jobs.
The Macomb Daily

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27-Mar-03

The latest in crime detection, the crotch buster.
Exploding dye pack hits robbery suspect where it hurts

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27-Mar-03

Oh no! The Beastie Boys don’t support the war in Iraq? Well, now that they have spoken, we better get out of there!
HEY GENERAL FRANKS! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BEASTIE BOYS DON’T SUPPORT THE WAR?
General Franks: Really? Well, we’re out of here! OK everyone, pack up your stuff and police your area for [...]

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27-Mar-03

Why is the foam on my Guinness white?
Here is the answer!
New Scientist: The Last Word Science Questions and Answers

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26-Mar-03

I think that it’s time to find a new doctor.
local6.com – Swallowed Penny Found After Eight Trips To Doctor

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26-Mar-03

Talk about bad parking technique.
local6.com – Bizarre Crash Leaves Car Propped On SUV

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25-Mar-03

Clever monkeys, I wonder how they get away from the blast, oh…
United Press International: Morocco offers US monkeys to detonate mine

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25-Mar-03

I didn’t know that you could steal cell phones from 7-Eleven!
TheDenverChannel.com – News – Police: 7-Eleven Clerk Cleans Out Store During First Night Alone

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24-Mar-03

If attempting to sweet talk a cop out of a speeding ticket, use of a four foot branch is not reccomended.
NYPOST.COM Regional News: TRAFFIC TICKET TURNS DEADLY By BILL HOFFMANN

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24-Mar-03

“I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.”
Know where that is from? It’s a guy thing.
Chicago Tribune | Do you speak ‘Caddyshack’?

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